Mad Dogs and Englishmen #1

IMG_0361Photo image: Davy D

“Hey dog.”
“Hey officer.”
“Read the headlines?”
“Nope I’m a dog.”
“Savage Dog Attack Shock – Any ideas?”
“Not me, I have an alibi.”
“Bark it Bad Breath.”
“I was at home
chewing some bone
with Miss Daisy.”
“You used that last time.”
“Walked didn’t I.
Jury saw right through you.”
“Today’s gonna be different.”
“What you got up your sleeve?”
“Nothing, but I got a pocket full of bacon chews.
You’re coming down the station.”
“Okay, but easy with the bracelets.”

© Davy D 2017

34 Comments

its cute and amusing Davy..

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and i am so so so so smiling!!! this is soooo clever! cute!!! nice one, Davy!

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Clever pose you managed there, Davy. You’ve got the spiel just right too. Great fun.

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Uhuh. I smell trouble. 😀

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i believe the canine and would defend him any day, your words were pure joy to read! such wit and love the juicy bits of bacon and such thrown in!

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This one’s got me grinning! Love it!

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Yes, I’m smiling too!

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Oops! What has he been upto? Your humor posts make one grin from ear to ear 😀

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